I wish it didn’t make things so complicated.

Life is beautiful without its complications, without love, without jealousy, without anything

I spent 7 hours outdoors today - My booty and abs are all rock hard and all

Buck

why do I always want what I can’t have?

iiiii keeeeeeeep daaaaaancing on my oowwwwwnnnnn

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pursuit of knowledge will kill you

Do not cry about KONY and then obnoxiously protest NATO

Thanks for adding some cool Chicago history though.

iamsangsouvanh:

What I Wore Today.

(Source: gaws)

with the most beautiful and egotistical and rich person

we chatted for days about planets and sex and money

we sent pictures of our lives to each other

it was truly a holy matrimony

but then I returned to pluto, 

and he returned his samurai sword

ex post all is well with my soul